Modern Warfare

If you can operate this computer,
you can operate this missile, it’s the future.

We’ve made firing missiles,
like a computer game, they travel miles.

No more will you have to slip and slide,
in the blood of your foe, as they try to hide.

Grappling face to face sword in hand,
this of you, we would never demand.

Why all the war and destruction?
Money, it acts like suction.

Click, click – pause,
boom, boom, canned applause.

A soothing voice, ‘ you have now reached your . . ‘,
‘destroyed your desti . . beep . . target’ oh the gore!


Chasing the dream

In three years you could own this car

There’s just a small percentage on our APR

We can see your chomping at the bit

Surely your account can take the hit


Just a small deposit and it’s yours

True, our logo is a set of claws

But just look, the car has features galore

Motoring in this will never be a bore


After three years we will ask

Another lump sum, no small task

And now the car is worth much less

Than you have been paying us, bless


But you could exchange your car

You will be admired near and far

Why not go around with us once more

We have credit packages galore